Arguments for Jesus

Take whatever humor you may out of these jokes, but please keep in mind, and I am not kidding, they were originally written by a nun in a convent. And yes, the convent has email!


THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. His last request was a drink.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine at every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He invented a new religion.

AND, FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into His father's business.
2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
3. He was sure His mother was a virgin, and His mother was sure that He was God.

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